Thursday, October 21, 2010

Sorry for a Bad Date

Say sorry to a girl after a bad date. Here's a sorry letter after a date gone horribly wrong. If you didn't leave a good impression that night, follow through with a brash second date proposal and a promise of good behavior. Girls like guys who say sorry!

Dear Debra,

I'm so sorry about last Thursday night. I didn't plan on being so drunk and very impolite throughout our date. I was so nervous early in the evening that I drank so much to cover up my jitters. Its quite rare for me to date someone like you- someone very beautiful, outspoken and successful. To be honest, I really wanted to impress you so bad and I wanted to be very confident enough to express myself around you. Unfortunately, the wine didnt help out and it ruined everything. I'm very sorry, things could have gone better.

I just want to let you know I regret my behavior. I hope you would still keep an open mind and give me another chance to make it up to you- maybe a lunch date at your favorite restaurant? And I promise to skip the wine :)

Yours alone,

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Sorry I'm Gay Letter to Wife

A sorry letter from a husband who is finally coming out to his wife. After much soul searching and realizing his true nature and sexuality, it is about time he respectfully let the wife know why the relationship is not working.

Dear Philippa,

Sorry, but I am not who you think I am. I have been living with a lie all these years. I want to free myself now and I want to set you free too. You deserve better and maybe if I'm finally honest with myself - we can both be happy. You will no longer feel any pain, neglect or rejection in any form.

You are a very beautiful person, Philippa. Maybe that's what really attracted me to you. Your warmth and happy aura that is both infectious and alluring. But I finally realized that those are the qualities I have always sought for myself, that I wish I was as enchanting as you are. Maybe I could be if I finally come out and say the obvious that I am a beautiful person as you are because the answer is inside me. All I need is to be honest. Philippa, I'm gay.

I am sorry that this news will break your heart. But I can longer keep on lying to you because I love you just the same. The only difference now is that you know the truth about me.

Its now up to you whether if you will come to accept me or come to terms about why our relationship will never work.

I always have faith in you. Listen we don't need to suffer anymore. I would understand your anger, but I hope you will find it in your heart to forgive me one day. It is through you I was able to discover and understand my true self.

Always in Love,

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Sorry I'm Pregnant Letter to Boyfriend

A sorry letter from a woman who wants a baby in the relationship with her boyfriend who has obviously held out for too long.

Dear Adam,

Sorry I lied. I'm sorry I told you I was on the pill, yet I wasn't. I just really wanted to have a baby- YOUR BABY!

Forgive me for the deceit, but we've been together for seven years and it seems you still find no reason to marry me and I guess you never will. But I won't let those seven years go to waste, I put up with you in the hopes we will build a family together, but still you remain this man-child who lives for nothing, but beer and video games.

Sorry Adam, but I deserve this child. I waited for as long as I could and I am nearing 42, I do not have much time left. The window for me to become a mom is getting smaller by the day. Call it what you want! But my despair over our relationship has led me to do extreme things.

This is what all that matters to me now, to have a piece of you in my life because I do love you. Don't worry I won't be asking for any child support and you won't be hearing from me asking for anything. I can raise this child on my own because to be fair I wanted it and you don't- or ever will want our baby. Maybe when you grow up. But I am not hanging around to find out anymore, I am through with that. Now I have something better to live for, someone who will love me back unconditionally.

I am quite positive this child is the best decision that I have ever made in my life. Sorry, but this is your loss.